I think the goal of this episode of NCIS is to just say the city in the middle east that sounds like “ja-booty” as many times as they can
speak now or forever hold your piece in pieces
is $10.45 an hour worth emotional abuse?
#accordingtomyboss one puts soap on a rope on a hanger in the closet…
I just got rick rolled by the radio.
#accordingtomyboss paper towels are the reason why things don’t get cleaned well
sometimes love don’t feel like it should, you make it hurt so good
In most families kids can’t watch horror movies, in mine, they can’t go see Toy Story 3.
things that aren’t awesome, @paulkman, include your phone.
mmm taboule
Jack FM: “Sorry to break it to you, Freddie, but it’s actually the conservation of angular momentum that makes the world go round.”
omg i am going to turn off alerts from both of you during the #worldcup @awobbs @paulkman
Today’s forecast: sunny with a chance to tan!
