June 2010
19 posts
I think the goal of this episode of NCIS is to just say the city in the middle east that sounds like “ja-booty” as many times as they can
speak now or forever hold your piece in pieces
is $10.45 an hour worth emotional abuse?
I just got rick rolled by the radio.
#accordingtomyboss one puts soap on a rope on a hanger in the closet…
#accordingtomyboss paper towels are the reason why things don’t get cleaned well
sometimes love don’t feel like it should, you make it hurt so good
In most families kids can’t watch horror movies, in mine, they can’t go see Toy Story 3.
things that aren’t awesome, @paulkman, include your phone.
mmm taboule
Jack FM: “Sorry to break it to you, Freddie, but it’s actually the conservation of angular momentum that makes the world go round.”
Today’s forecast: sunny with a chance to tan!
omg i am going to turn off alerts from both of you during the #worldcup @awobbs @paulkman
just fell off my bed. smooth. glad i’m getting a bigger one soon.
Another reason I absolutely love Queen? They all went to college. FOR SCIENCE.
Too early for work. Too early for interactions that don’t involve me wanting to rip people’s heads off, especially when that head is my boss
how many people do you think know what a corona actually IS?
California Girls by Katy Perry was in my nightmare last night.
One can become a fan of “I look younger than I really are” on facebook…at least they spelled ‘than’ correctly?